Dragon Splitter Hat

Dragon spit is called “flame,” but this is the Dragon Splitter Hat, so named for its two tone color scheme. This is the crème de la crème of the dragon hats, not only made from that rare creature the 100% cotton twill fabric.. in a world of cotton/synthetic blends 100% cotton twill shines, but this features a leather patch with the bold Dragon logo. Classy, classic, and just the thing as you go forth to slay your own dragons. Although we now know dragons are not the aggressive creatures of mythology but friendly, personable, and great rides. It turns out that even the dragon hoard stories were pure fabrications crafted to give people an excuse for climbing sheer rock walls, since climbing sheer rock walls for no particularly productive purpose sounds distinctly self-indulgent. If not foolhardy. But climbing rock walls in search of dragon hoard0 well that sounds positively industrious. Parents could point to their youth, headed off on a quest to scale the heights and breach the clouds, with pride. And if they suspected their progeny were out there purely for personal amusement and satisfaction they didn’t need to own up to that did they? So the next time you’re asked if you’re being productive slap on your Dragon hat and announce that you’re headed off on a Quest For Funding to finance your innovative entrepreneurial ambitions. Go forth and find your dragon.