Second-Hand Wedgies: Tales From The Chair

There are people who attract drama.Then there’s me.I'm fully aware my wheelchair acts as some kind of magnetic force for unhinged behavior.I’ve been hunted by drunk people, aggressively "helped" into worse situations, held emotionally hostage in conversations that could probably solve a few cold cases, pet by strangers like a magic lamp, subjected to caregivers accidentally weaponizing bodily fluids, and—ironically—shown more respect by the mafia than the ocean.And somehow?None of that was the weirdest part of my week.This book is a collection of true stories.If you enjoy dark humor, social chaos, and watching one person repeatedly become the center of situations no human being should ever experience—welcome aboard. Read more