The Original Narrow

Gold, our primary instincts lead us to this element. It is universal: "Secret knowledge" according to the Illuminati is the story of creation. According to this belief, the Annunaki, an extraterrestrial race from the planet Nubira, came to Earth in 6000 BC. These beings wanted to create a race of slaves to extract gold from the Earth. The polarized version of the Gold Standard will become your ticket to keeping the Annunaki at bay. They may steal your sunglasses though, hopefully they'll be cool.

• What's in the box: Your Pit Viper, 1 Tie Downs™ (tie down strap), 1 Limpcloth™ (cleaning cloth)