Watch Your Nuts: The Bad Guys Are Coming (The Other Scriptures)

Journey Rogers was an old Vietnam War veteran who was dying from Agent Orange induced diseases. His lungs were shot. Cancer found ways into his liver, lymph nodes, and his balls. About the only thing left from his warrior days was his temper. For years it had been marinating in the decay of his country. It had become one hell of a temper.A CIA fly-by-night named Thomas Jefferson Maury divined a group he named the Good Guys and made Journey the poster child. Journey's mission was to destroy drug lords, biker gangs, militia, and anybody else who scribbled outside the box of law and order.Maury promised him whatever he needed. Fighting men, materiel, weapons, and a good-looking nurse to help him feel better when the Agent Orange kicked his ass."Wish you had gotten to me when I felt better," Journey complained."You wouldn't have been as willing to blow yourself up," Maury said."What about this nurse? Is she seeing anybody?""Sorry. Those days are over.""Will she blow herself up with me?""Maybe. I'll see if we can arrange for her to blow something. In the meantime, get your buddies together. Assemble an army of skilled urban fighters who will follow you to hell and back.""It would be outstanding if the nurse and I could ride together.""Are you shivering?""I think I wet myself."With that, the Good Guys marched forth to neuter the Bad Guys and make the country safe forever more.Can we hear an amen? Read more